Saturday, January 26, 2008

Beware of fridays

Meeting Ken, Kel and Vun on fridays only guarantees a toxic overdose. Add that to the fragile defence of mine and u have a someone burping out Tiger even when he is bathing. Not helping my case cos im only on a 20 sit ups regime which is condemned and sniggered almost universally... but hey.. i have the fats now...i jus need time to convert them to 'muscles from brussels' as Ma Tai put it few years back.

Im in control, i know it. It just that sometimes my heart overuled my head. There are times like this and as Nat put it, its just one of those nights....the type of nights that ill love to vanquish...

I drink, i end up sleeping in da living room and im loving it.

I lied.

Friday, January 18, 2008

7 deadly sins

Word for word, im gonna see what sins i have.....

☑Pride
Not one who will readily accept others' views and advice though i might be wrong and they are just in it to guide me back.

ؽEnvy
You drive ur BM, u stay in ur 1mil condo for all i care. As long as i get the occasional free rides home and get to attend ur house warming for the food, im fine.

☑Gluttony
Bring on KFC cheese fries or black pepper crab anyday!

☑Lust
Ill be plain honest. Who doesnt look at hunks or babes?

☑Anger
Join my company, buy a DVD player like mine that randomly refuses to fast forward the scenes.

☑Greed
Only non 4D/Toto/soccer betting people can leave the box unchecked. I need to check the box 3 times though.

☑Sloth
Testimonials will reveal i can minimally qualify as a Sloth-in-command. Sleeping is my hobby.

Ohhh btw im single, who's interested???

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Just for a laugh

I told Donald im cutting down my alcohol intake to once a week, he laughed.
I told Kel I will get gold for coming IPPT, he laughed.
I told Sexyback i hate him, he laughed.
I told Kiam Hwa ill join the next soccer session, he laughed.
I told Ken im disgusted with the song 温柔, he laughed.
I told YY im signing up for gym, he laughed.
I told Cherv i hate bowling cos the shoes at the bowling alleys stink, she laughed.
I told Joyce ill sleep early everynight, she laughed.
I told Jodie i am her good fren, she laughed.
I told Sam i wished we know who is Zhang Guo Si, he laughed.
I told Ah Pang i will arrange for gathering when she is overseas, she laughed.
I told Ma Tai i failed 2.4km, he laughed.

I looked at what i have typed, i laughed.

Monday, January 14, 2008

十年了....

Dinner with poly frens is always talking abt past events. I duno y but we have the knack of digging things which happen then and babble it to our own silly tune.

Sam, Ah Pang and myself are the on-timers, Ma Tai is the best dressed late comer,Jodie....hao xiang bu shi hen interested. She came after i finished my 1st can of coke. This place we were dining...has really nice chicken rice and really slow kikkoman sauce. U have to wait for a while before the sauce slowly makes it way out of its comfort zone onto the fragrant rice. I dun understand but i tink Sam's fren's house toilet must be very well equipped. Ah Pang and Sam went up to borrow toilet and the 3 of us waited till we are impatient and decided to forsake them. The toilet must have a tv in it....

We went Spinelli's after going Cineleisure to draw money and absorbing the essence of youth from the young ppl there. As we waited for the arrival of Ah Pang and Sam, we bumped into Adrian. Another polymate who shares the same boring tutorials, boring lectures with me. Jodie brought along some photographs taken at our bbq back then. Everyone were ugly.Period. I didnt know what i was doing to myself with the ekin lookalike hair. Yes, thats wat they all call me in school. Ekin lookalike when my hands cover my face. That's y i love them. Endless sarcasm with no real evil intent and forever repeating jokes which are always funny i duno y.

When the two finally linked up, we went for our very 1st ktv session in ten years. That's when i hear my partners in crime sing and make merry. A pity i didnt bring my camera, becos the cameras ard jus dun seem to make the mark leh. Sry Ma Tai i gota say it; ur camera screen is smaller than my mobile phone screen. Sry Ah Pang, ur camera dun have touch screen....anyway.. we had some nice wacky photos but i still wont paste them here. Too lazy n hassle,go to Ah Pang's site n see la.

Ma Tai left...Sam left...jus Jodie, Ah Pang n me visiting Swensen's at Crown Prince. 3 ppl sharing a portion of baked rice, 3 ppl with own sad story, 3 ppl with own complains. But its also 3 ppl who talked and share problems openly which made all of us feel better i would say.

Yea, i enjoyed myself tat day. Pity we dun really meet that often but well ppl, we made tat outing worth the wait eh.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Tks to.........

Following post is not for the hardcore religion ppl, its only for those who have an open mind.......

Tks to those who cared abt me; words of encouragement u all have given me, though i haven implement it, they lay in a part of me waiting to be awaken.

Tks to those who called me every now n then(only 1 arse); i enjoy talking derogatory n evil stuff with you. You make me a balanced man in my angelic life with those devilish conversations which u and me hope none will know abt eternally.

Tks to those who sang n drank with me; KTVs wil never be the same without u ppl with those nonsensical 'ho yi liaos' and voice breaking songs to go with.

Tks to those who aeroplane me when i tot i will have ur companionship... JAL is missing a good air stewardess believe you me.

Tks to those who proposed for outings a day after all has already happened. Credit suisse ppl are not stupid wat......

Im not committing suicide; im not writing my last blog n sending it to TCS before i go on a shooting spree in some schools in sg, its jus tat i want to make my feelings known shud i be gone suddenly like MC King. Im sure he has so much more to say than me here but he hasnt got the chance.

Tell me God, why does the bad happen to the good n the good happen to the bad? Trials to test the faith like God did to Job? I agree with u angel Morrie, perhaps he overdid it....

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Wat now 2008?

It's overdue, its kinda irrelevent but im saying it nonetheless. Farc 2007, its been a hellish year at least for me. For those who have had fond memories of 2007, we stand on different platforms then. Faced with a new job scope and new relationship status, it was never easy as i felt i have been fighting alone in work with no loved one to share my problems n offering diff viewpoints n encouragement.

A few days of 2008 passed, gradual improvement in my mood i must say... sadness, misery reduced with a tinge of hatred coming in. Im having a 'of watever u do, dun make me.. dun' mood.

A new interest? A flash in the pan? A derogatory life? A way to distract my mind? Yea, it all fits into this current new lifetyle im having right now. A form of escape, a form of transfering the affections away, but i know it wont last, i know it will bear no fruit.